Slut skills are useful in every country.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
