I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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