8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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