I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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