Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
