i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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