She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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