I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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