he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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