Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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