You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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