They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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