I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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