its not stalking. its research.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
