she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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