Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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