I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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