Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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