i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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