worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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