sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
