He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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