I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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