My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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