who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Michael Bay diarrhea
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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