the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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