ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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