Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just had sex on a roof
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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