I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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