Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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