Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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