I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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