i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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