So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he puts the penis in happiness.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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