You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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