I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
