So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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