if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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