I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
How external is "for external use only"?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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