yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize
