You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
