Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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