no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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