just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's shark week go big or go home
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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