Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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