He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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