Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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