my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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