well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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