I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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