Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
