Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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