But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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