I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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