I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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